I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just found a bag of teeth...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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