drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
there's paper in my vomit.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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