I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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