I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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