I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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