god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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