but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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