Porn is love you can see.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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