I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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