it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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