hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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