she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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