I just pynch a tree in the face
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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