The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
These tits shall not be calmed
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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