Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Porn is love you can see.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Randomize
