Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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