too bad you live with your parents still
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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