isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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