i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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