your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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