Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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