marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
