How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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