I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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