We're like a lot better than the average bears
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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