is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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