Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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