Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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