She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
where am i from again
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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