Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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