whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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