he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
