Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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