I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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