I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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