Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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