On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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