you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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