Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Acid is not a monday night drug
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
