My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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