Pants 0. Shit 1.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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