the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Mom said you looked used
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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