i just had sex bonerless
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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