For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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