So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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