Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
