Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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