so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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