I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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