If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
