It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I think my moral compass just broke
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