If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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