if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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