she was so not down for the gang bang
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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