U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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