My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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