I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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