can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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