That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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